Happy June, RCLers! Where does the time go? Obviously, it’s losing a hamstring and an oblique injury. We’re back with another Master Standings update for the first of the month. I can tell you with confidence that none of my team made a big push in May. Maybe yours is better, though! Do we have a new leader in the clubhouse? What is the toughest league so far? Who leads RCLs in HR? All this and more will be answered this week which was the tenth week in the Razzball Commenter Leagues.
‘PERTY ‘PERTS
Each week we’ll take a peek at our residents to see who wants the best “professional” RCLer in the country. We’ll take notes, check postures and generally trap you. The article is also a link, so feel free to follow along as we go.
The standings stayed pretty much the same this week, Son and I swapped spots under the barrel, and Marmos and Coolwhip swapped spots in the middle of the pack. Derek held on first, and Kirksey fell even further into the hole, dropping a league-worst 10.5 points this week, eish. Marmos and Son tied for the most points they earned, each taking six.
RAZZSLAM STANDINGS UPDATE
Each week we’ll also look at the top ten standings in our other Razzball sponsored league, RazzSlam. This is our NFBC Best Ball league with managers from across the industry, from content providers to fans and readers like you.
The RazzSlam standings have come to a head and, with the top ten teams remaining the same, they have rearranged themselves. Andy jumped back into first place while Josephs and Matt C passed Kevin. Our very own AD Hamley was the top mover this week, scoring a league-leading 773 points and moving up 79 places into the top 100 in 64th place.
**IMPORTANT REMINDER: FAAB’S SECOND AND FINAL RAZZSLAM RUN IS TONIGHT, LAST CHANCE TO CHANGE YOUR PIECE FOR THE FINAL STRETCH!**
TOP 20
For those who are too lazy to explore THE POSITION OF THE MASTERI present to you, the current top 20
| RK | TEAM | LEAGUE | RCL PTS | LG PTS | LG INDEX | PTS for MASTER |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | There is a drive in deep left field | RCL #29 | 111.8 | 107 | 104 | 109.7 |
| 2 | DFresh | RCL #19 | 107.4 | 102.5 | 104 | 105.6 |
| 3 | Buckets in 6 | RCL #10 | 105.6 | 109 | 98 | 105.3 |
| 4 | Retro Vertigo | RCL ECFBL | 105.2 | 104 | 100 | 106.8 |
| 5 | 1DraftDodgers | RCL #14 | 103 | 105 | 102 | 98.6 |
| 6 | cjsullivan3 | RCL #9 | 101.4 | 96.5 | 103 | 102.6 |
| 7 | mrogovin99 | RCL #20 | 100.9 | 102 | 101 | 98.5 |
| 8 | canjecricketer | RCL #3 | 100.7 | 103 | 98 | 101.1 |
| 9 | Clyde | RCL #30 | 98.4 | 99 | 100 | 97.6 |
| 10 | jzli | RCL #27 | 97.7 | 96.5 | 100 | 98.8 |
| 11 | Man or Stroman? | RCL #22 | 97.7 | 94.5 | 104 | 94.7 |
| 12 | El Duderinos | RCL #9 | 96.5 | 92 | 103 | 97.5 |
| 13 | Victory Included | RCL #6 | 95.9 | 97.5 | 100 | 94 |
| 14 | Crab Army Hank | ARMY OF KAHLA | 95.9 | 99.5 | 97 | 96.2 |
| 15 | Mudville Nine | RCL #1 | 95.8 | 99 | 97 | 97.6 |
| 16 | Mr. Big & Bud Goode | RCL #34 | 95.8 | 92 | 103 | 95.3 |
| 17 | Drop Zone Players | RCL #8 | 94.8 | 106 | 92 | 96.3 |
| 18 | Isotopes | COUGHS R US | 94.7 | 91.5 | 104 | 92.7 |
| 19 | The Finchitor | RCL #3 | 94.7 | 97.5 | 98 | 94.4 |
| 20 | Man or Stroman? | COUGHS R US | 94.7 | 91 | 104 | 93.2 |
There’s a drive to deep left field held high in the Main Stance for another update! Basically, all of the top five are the same teams, with DFresh and the Bucks in the top 6 spots. Cjsullivan3 (also your HR leader at 147 – Vin has more in his month below) moved up from 15th to crack the top ten, in sixth place, while mrogovin99 held on in seventh place. Man or Stroman? He dropped to number 20 with his COUGS team, but his RCL 22 team went on a tear to eleventh place giving him two teams in the top 20, that’s amazing. COUGS is a fun league, but it’s not the toughest league so far, that honor goes to Laura Holt Challenge, who currently boasts a 106 LCI (to COUGS 104). LHC has been a very difficult battle, the highest team Ducks Eat Free in Subway, currently sitting in 51st overall with 79 points of the league.
The biggest movers from this past period were Backdoor Cutters (NOTLZ) which went from 469 last update to 162, an increase of 307 spots. A league score of 36.5 to 67.5 will do that for you. Going the other way was another legacy league manager, Vegans(E) (ECFBL) who dropped from 132nd when we last spoke to 394th this update. These legacy leagues will do just that. I’ve been lucky enough to never make it higher than 8th in the ECFBL this year, so there’s nowhere to go but up, I guess.
We have five weeks before our next update (the first Tuesday of every month), plenty of time to move and see how far you can go!
WORKS
All trades that have gone down in the past week. Public ridicule is not only allowed, but encouraged.
| DATE | LEAGUE | DETAILS |
|---|---|---|
| 5/25/2026 | RCL 34 |
The Isotopes will trade Carlos Rodon to the Temple of Crime for Jarren Duran |
| 5/25/2026 | COUGHS R US |
WAR Path traded Paul Skenes to cpp186 for Ben Rice |
| 5/26/2026 | RCL 26 |
HoosierBoss traded Colson Montgomery for tight end Spencer Arrighetti |
| 5/27/2026 | RCL 30 |
Clyde traded Kyle Harrison, Maikel Garcia, and Zack Gelof for Foul Balls for Vinnie Pasquantino, Shane McClanahan, and Ryan Waldschmidt |
| 5/27/2026 | FCL |
Krapp’s final destination traded Jacob deGrom and Cade Smith to Vin Com for Cody Bellinger and Travis Bazzana |
| 5/28/2026 | RCL 2 |
rangelf traded George Kirby and Freddy Peralta to edg88 for Jazz Chisholm Jr. |
| 5/28/2026 | He was caught watching |
It’s like 1983! traded Ryan Helsley, Nico Hoerner and Brandon Nimmo to Tops Talent for Kyle Tucker |
| 5/29/2026 | RCL 20 |
ShruteFarms traded Alex Burleson and Landon Roupp to TheBallBusters for Raisel Iglesias. |
Eight deals this week and more on the way! I really like the Skenes for Rice deal, a potential win-win for both teams, which I always like to see. Kirby and Freddy’s Jazz is a treat. I’ll be curious to see how that one shakes.
CHURCH LEADERS
The best of the week that was.
R – 67 – Texas Flood (RCL 31)
HR –25 – Hank (RCL 17)
RBIs – 64 – Texas Flood (RCl 31)
SB – 16 – Hello, Hello! Neo Suarez!!! (RCL 34)
AVG – .339 – Acevedodavid15 (RCl 17)
K – 87 – Licketty Slots (RCl 21)
W – 9 – Kangaroo Court (DFSers Anonymous)
SV – 8 – 1DraftDodgers (RCL 14) & Press Your Luck – No Whammies! (RCL 4)
ERA (Min. 40 IP) – 1.02 – TheThreeReynolds (RCl 5) (in 44.1 IP)
WHIP (Min. 40 IP) – 0.715 – Vin Eleven (RCL 11) (in 43.1 IP)
Hanky tied the weekly HR mark this week, and Acevedodavid15 beat the average record by 0.001, great job! Vin hit a low WHIP this week, but like he said, this team is already in last place, so it’s not a big deal. You have to start somewhere, though!
Speaking of Vin, some good stuff from him this week:
32 teams had an ERA under 2, and 28 teams had an ERA over 6.
3 teams hit under .200, and 41 hit over .300.
123 teams had 0 saves this week!
36.5% of games were played. 365 IP is 1000 level. 511 IP is rated at max 1400.
21 teams made 0 years. Average of 51 moves. TrixMcGee (RCL 26) leads with 222 (182 moves corresponds to 500 maximum speed.)
123 teams recording zero saves is wild! Just goes to show the chaotic nature of the bull market this year.
Vin also puts together a Team of the Month every month, which you can see HERE. Congrats to cjsullivan3 (RCL #9), who had a 3.5 point start at the end of April. They are now first, ahead by 4.5.
THE CHURCH GROUP
Our weekly shout out to the team that killed it last week.
Team: CPWinos
League: RCL 32
Stats: AVG: .311, R: 60, HR: 20, RBI: 62, SB: 7
IP: 64.2, ERA: 2.92, ERA: 1.16, K: 58, W: 4, SV: 5
Summary: Talk about a banner week! CPWinos didn’t lead in any category, but it was close in all of them. Yordan Alvarez led the Winos offense, hitting .308 with five home runs, eight runs batted in, and eight runs scored. Ian Happ finally showed signs of life as he hit three homers and 10 runs. Jeremy Pena also knocked three out of the park and stole two bases. He hit .360 and scored eight runs. Munetaka Murakami hit three consecutive home runs and stole a base, but ended the week in IL. That will be a big blow in most cases. On the pitching side, Aaron Ashby threw five scoreless innings in three games and earned his ninth win. Merrill Kelly and Bryce Miller each went one in two innings, with Miller going 10 in 10 innings. Logan Gilbert struck out six in six scoreless innings in another win. Bryan Baker and Jake Latz each recorded two saves, while David Bednar recorded another. The big week didn’t completely translate into league success, but it did boost CP by two points this week to move up one spot to second.
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